EM: Amsterdam has been full of wise lessons.
TJ: Yes...
EM: Like, if your hostel seems too cheap, it's cause when you get to your Hostel you'll probs learn you're sharing a bed with your travel mate. What's up TJ, this bottom bunk's for both of us.
TJ: I learned that you can get malaria from the Amsterdam canals. Global warming is a downer.
EM: Ooh, and we learned how entertaining watching ProstShops is. Almost as good as watching RomCom DVDs. TJ and I chilled in the Red Light District, drinking beers on the street and watching the ladies in windows and the customers coming in and out. A great way to spend a Monday night.
TJ: Dutch prostitutes are hotties and real sports because they'll hit on anybody... and I mean ANYBODY, like a puppy.
EM: I love riding bikes. I did that in Amsterdam...FYI ya all.
TJ: The greatest lesson we learned was do not go into nor look into alleys. We met an unusual character that way, a man with crazy eyes masturbating at us while we passed by. We also had the pleasure hours later of running into our new "friend" AGAIN. This time he was lurking in the shadows doing his thing..... very important lesson learned. I believe his eyes and penis will haunt me till death.
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